The District of Proprietor Sayle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.12 billion Proprietor Sayleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Proprietor Saylean economy, worth 821 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 24,789 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,535 per year while the poor average 1,331, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, all tariffs have been abolished, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Proprietor Sayle in an international press conference. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Proprietor Sayle's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Proprietor Sayle is ranked 267,240^th in the world and 673^rd in Ancient Lands for Most Patriotic, with 0.89 flags saluted per person per day.